"Bam! Got you, Nathan!"
"Liar! I totally blew you away!"
"I was prone!" A sure defense.
"I could see your head, your dead!"
Now my eight year old kills kids and adults from Japan, Spain, France, the UK and who knows where in spectacular detail online. There may be some debate about whether or not you should be dead but the computer has no doubts. One thing is still the same however...
Count five mississippi and you're back in the game. Might be a metaphor for life in that somewhere.