Male pattern baldness.
Well, yes, they had that in common but that wasn't...
They were both standing on the porch in Pennslobovia.
Well, yes, that's technically true too but not germane to the top...
They were both drinking coffee.
No. Haha, gotcha there, the one had finished his already.
They were both coffee drinkers.
Sigh, yes, they both drank coffee. They both had been struck with male pattern baldness, were standing on a porch in Pennslobovia and they both enjoyed a good cup of coffee or four. May i continue now that you've totally derailed my point?
Ahem! Aside from all of those scintillating similarities, they had one other thing in common: they were both. being. poisoned.
Dun-DAH! What? It needed a dramatic emphasis.
Don't you have some traffic you could be playing in? Carrying on. Right. Poisoned. Not physically mind you, though living in Pennslobovia that's always a possibility too. But it's not their corporeal tissue that was effected but the ...
Corporal Who now?
Corporeal Tissue, their physical bodies.
Then why didn't you just say "bodies?"
Because i liked the phrase "corporeal tissue!" It's called a vocabulary.
It's called being a pretentious peckerwood.
Are you gonna tell us what was being poisoned or what?
Are you going to stop interrupting?
Are you gonna use real words?
Deep cleansing breath. No, it was not their bodies that were being poisoned. It was their work.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, time out. You said one of them was struggling to look for work.
Now you say his work was being poisoned.
You're gonna have to explain that to me.
i'm shocked. Work, is a constant. Whatever has been put before you to do at that moment is your work. Changing a baby; building a desk; helping a little, old lady find her taxes; studying for a test; looking for a job; talking to a friend on the phone; drawing a comic strip or writing a blog. It's all the job at hand. Even lying down to rest is the work at hand at that given moment. So, in a sense, work and the present moment are synonyms.
Okay, so work = now.
Wherever you are, whatever you're doing, whenever, that's your work.
The here and now. Present tense. Talking to you, that's my job.
And a smashing one you're doing too.
And these bums on the back porch, their jobs were getting poisoned.
So, i've said.
Not very quickly, you gotta way of getting off point, if you know what i mean. Too easily distracted.
Plotting murder will do that. As i was saying! They were both frustrated and angry, they were both dissatisfied with where their lives were at, what they had become, what they were doing. The one, that he was thirty-eight and had no job or prospects and was studying for a licensing test in a field he wasn't sure would pan out. The other, that he was thirty-eight, wanted to be doing something else but was stuck skinning his knuckles and filling his eyes with sawdust doing something he had no interest in doing. Both had something to do: study for an exam; build a desk but they could not focus on those simple tasks and even disdained them because their minds kept trying to do someone else's job.
Someone else's job? Whose?
God's. You see, they could not focus or enjoy the simple tasks they'd been given because they were trying to do God's job. To force the future into clarity. To predict and even control the outcome of their work. They wanted assurances they did not have instead of letting God be God and trusting Him and His promises.
Hmmm, i think you're reaching on that one, buddy.
It was as if they were given a thought to convey and some rude, unpleasant smelling, voice in their heads kept interrupting and agitating and sabotaging the natural flow.
Yeah, you're gonna need a better analogy.