everyone cries about global warming
but they tore down three hundred acres of forest next door
and put up a housing development
and the temperature along our street went up five degrees.
so how is my planting one tree gonna help?
i don't actually give a Gore's hairpiece about the environment,
it's gonna do just fine, we may all get wiped out
but the environment will keep on truckin' in one form or another.
i wanted to love people for who they are...
but they're so darn stupid!