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Saturday, October 26, 2013

We are more than conquerors.

As the great philosopher Genghis Khan once noted, "There comes a time when a man has to dump his Facebook account and focus on what's really important."

What do you mean he didn't have a facebook account?  Were you there?  No?  Then shut up.

Ghenghy went on to conquer the known world and found the largest contiguous empire ever.  Not bad for an illiterate hillbilly horse farmer from a grassy backwood so small it didn't have a post office or a starbucks.  That's probably why he wanted an empire.  Someplace to buy coffee.  Too much yak milk.

Anyhow, with that as my inspiration and a host of negatives hot on my trail i finally cried, Uncle.  i'll miss parts of it, i'll miss the all-too-infrequent interaction but i'm not getting anywhere spinning my wheels except axle deep in the mire.  And as that other great philosopher, Matthew Quigley once said, "Don't know where we're goin' but there's no use in bein' late."


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